'It's a Bad Day to Be a Cold Beer' Graphic T-Shirt

'It's a Bad Day to Be a Cold Beer' Graphic T-Shirt

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Listen up, freedom fighters! The Vital Patriot Hydrogen Ionized Water Bottle isn’t just a bottle—it’s your hydration hero. Packed with SPE and PEM technology (don’t worry, it’s not a missile system), it transforms boring old H2O into a hydrogen-rich elixir of life. Antioxidants? Check. Free radical-fighting superpowers? You bet.

Boost memory, energy levels and have better digestion? - Checkmate!

The Material Science

Durable 2X Titanium Filter Encasing A Microporous Ion Membrane For Purity

Stainless Steel Leak Proof Lid

High Borosilicate Glass Body

Silent Wear-Resistant Slip-Resistant Silicone Base

5 Stage Filtration

3 Minute Electrolysis Ionization

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'It's a Bad Day to Be a Cold Beer' Graphic T-Shirt

'It's a Bad Day to Be a Cold Beer' Graphic T-Shirt

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The Rundown

Built tougher than your favorite boots, this baby has a titanium filter for ultimate purity, a tough-as-nails glass body, and a design that’s slicker than your favorite Gucci tactical gear. This bottle’s built to handle whatever mission you’re on—whether it’s the gym, the range, or an all-out BBQ battle.

Hydrate like a champion. Stay vital. Stay free.

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Simple To Use

Fill the Vital cup with water and press the Power/Activation button. The electrolysis process takes 3 minutes. Enjoy 1000 PPB Hydrogen Enriched Water!

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Deep Dive Into Key Features

SPE Technology

SPE (Solid Polymer Electrolyte) technology is used in water ionizers to efficiently produce hydrogen-rich water. It facilitates electrolysis, separating water into hydrogen and oxygen by using a solid membrane as an electrolyte. This process enhances the antioxidant properties of the water, helping neutralize free radicals and support health. It’s efficient and reliable, ensuring consistent production of hydrogen water.

PEM Technology

PEM (Proton Exchange Membrane) technology is used in hydrogen water bottles to efficiently produce hydrogen-rich water. It works by using a membrane to separate hydrogen and oxygen during electrolysis, allowing the hydrogen to stay in the water and boosting its antioxidant properties. This technology ensures fast, reliable hydrogen production and clean, high-quality water, promoting health benefits like improved vitality and free radical protection.

Battery Stats

Rated Power: 5W

Working Voltage: 5V USB

Charge Time: 3 Hours

Uses Per Charge: 12 Ionizations

USB Charger Included

Red Light Indicates Active Charging

Purple & Partially Blue Light Indicates The Battery Is Fully Charged

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

Enhanced Cognitive Ability

Increased Blood Circulation

Improve Memory

Improve Digestive Health

We've Helped Thousands of Customers Improve Their Health!

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    Been Feeling Better

    "Been using this bottle for a couple weeks, and I feel way more hydrated and energized after my workouts."

    John C.

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    Solid Bottle

    "This thing’s awesome. It really helps with my recovery. Great quality too!"

    Austin H.

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    Happy Customer Here!

    "I really like this bottle. My skin’s clearer, and I feel a lot better overall. It’s small and easy to take everywhere."

    Amber M.

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    Free World-wide delivery. We are dedicated to enhancing the health & well-being of every patriot with our highly rated Vital Hydrogen Bottle!

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